Anonymous asked: How many books must a man buy a girl before they may date and live happily ever after?

bluestockingbookworm:

booksandhotchocolate:

Got it? Good. 

Yup. Exactly this many.

beamofpearlaqua:

Americans Try Kpop Dance Moves: SHINee “Ring Ding Dong”

Should’ve picked Lucifer LOL

ratgod:

I love everyone in oitnb so much..

shellofduality:

mcavoyhasladyhips:

PLEASE GOD PUT STAN LEE ON SUPERNATURAL

MARVEL/SPN CROSSOVER PLEASE

No but seriously we NEED Stan Lee on Supernatural. Someone get on this! 

idfrickleyourfrackle:

thefantasticallyroboticgrayson:

fantasyfollower:

griffinriffraff:

cosmoschameleon:

Future girlfriends: This is an acceptable purse.

“Will you hold my pur…” “Absolutely.”

I fully agree. ladies, this is your new pocket and purse alternative.

For years I’ve tried imagining something like this… but to see it… I need this. 

Tomb Raider fashion line

WHERE CAN I BUY THESE???

hotmesswithouthehot:

lemonmintcoughdrops:

the-grudge-girl:

I live in Osaka, Japan and often use the subway to go to work in the morning. One day while I was waiting for the train, I noticed a homeless man standing in the corner of the subway station muttering to himself as people passed by. He was holding out a cup and seemed to be begging for spare change.

An overweight woman passed by the homeless man and I distinctly heard him say, “Pig.”

Wow, this man is insulting people and he still expects them to give him money?

Then a tall businessman went by and the man muttered, “Human.”

Human? I can’t argue with that. Obviously, he was human.

The next day, I arrived early at the subway station and had some time to kill, so I decided to stand close to the homeless man and listen to his strange mutterings.  A thin, haggard-looking man passed in front of him and I heard the homeless guy mutter, “Cow.” Cow? The man was much too skinny to be a cow. To me, he resembled a turkey or a chicken. A minute or so later, an obese man went by and the homeless man said, “Potato.” Potato? I was under the impression that he called all fat people “Pig”.

That day at work, I couldn’t stop thinking about the homeless man and his puzzling behavior. I kept trying to find some logic or pattern in what he as muttering. Perhaps he has some kind of psychic ability. In Japan many people believe in reincarnation, so maybe he knows what these people were during a previous life. I observed the man many times and began to think my theory was right. I often heard him calling people things like “Rabbit”, “Onion”, “Sheep”, or “Tomato”.

One day, curiosity got the better of me and I decided to ask him what was going on. As I walked up to him, he looked at me and said, “Bread.” I tossed some money into his cup and asked him if he had some kind of psychic ability. The man smiled and said, “Yes, indeed. It is an ability I obtained many years ago, but it’s not what you might expect. I can’t tell the future or read minds or anything like that.”

“Then what is your ability?” I asked eagerly.

“The ability is merely to know the last thing somebody ate,” he said.

I laughed because I realized he was right. He said, “Bread.” The last thing I had eaten for breakfast that day was toast. I walked away shaking my head. Of all the psychic abilities someone could have, that one must be the most useless.

HUMAN

HUMAN

dontbesuchasourdalek:

Admit it: Oliver Wood’s reaction to Harry receiving his Nimbus 2000 is the best part of the entire first movie.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/6788258f624c1afed02781d5b051084f/tumblr_mt556bYYYO1rfdh93o1_r1_400.gif

You might have got the impression that there is a little bit more to Aunt Petunia than meets the eye, and you will find out what it is. She is not a squib, although that is a very good guess. Oh, I am giving a lot away here. I am being shockingly indiscreet." - J.K. Rowling.

If the reveal had been that Petunia was a witch ~ Several years after the war, Harry tracks his aunt down to confront her with what he witnessed in the pensieve.

CP