me as an old person
Kitty-rrito #kitty #burrito #hesreallymad #lol #binx #mypets
she just stood there doing this little dance until we got up
Best Tumblr Responses
when your whole crew’s outfits are on point
i literally cannot think of a worse example than this
if you dont have me on facebook you are probably not missing out on any posts but the comment section is important too lmao
I went to the Renaissance faire dressed as a warrior. I had a real sword with me, too. I was standing (in character) next to a sword-fighting ring, where kids of all ages got the chance to pick up a sword and challenge the champion. Some woman walks by, with her little girl. The girl starts walking towards the ring, saying she wants to fight. But the mom pulled her away hella sharply, and was like, “That’s for boys.” You don’t want to be a BOY, do you?” And the girl looked around and saw me. I think she thought I was a boy; I had my hair in a ponytail, and was wearing a hood. So she comes up to me and asks me, “Do you think girls can be fighters, too?” And her mom looks like she’s silently gloating. Like she thinks I’m going to say no. So I take off my hood, untie my hair so that it flows freely, and kneel before her. And I’m like, “Milady, anyone can be a fighter.” I swear, the look on that mother’s face made my day.
This post was good but then it got better
“I was trying to take notes but I brought my puppy to class and he got in the way”
THAT WAS FUCKING SMOOTH
Mike Wazowski joins the Avengers.
THOR’S HAMMER IS BLOCKING HIS FACE I AM DYING
This was literally the funniest one. Even He couldn’t help but laugh.
When it comes to cooking, not everyone is at the same skill level
*gordon ramsay voice* what the fuck is this
Thoroughly impressed with once upon a time so far
All asexuals sexual attraction is replaced by the need to make puns